Dinosaur Blah Blah Once there was a stegosaurus Thought he’d tell a story for us He turned and he spoke to the iguanodon This is a story you won’t believe I ain’t talking about a raptor named Steve He was made of teeth, and I heard his mother call him John Chorus I saw a carnataur Dancing on the floor He let out a big bad roar (ROAR!!!) He was looking for food, and I though I’d better let him get to it. Then he looked at me as I tried to leave Licked his lips and showed his big sharp teeth So I ran and hid behind a rock But his attention switched to four legs in hot pants Can you believe he asked a sauropod to dance That’s how John met Trixie the triceratops Chorus Then in came the t-rex bouncer named Fats In time to see John spinning Trixie on her back Rocks and trees were flying in the air Fats yelled “DJ, come on, put on a slow dance” That’s the moment when John got the chance To lock pretty Trixie in his stare Chorus Well I’m telling you boys, this story doesn’t stop Next day the polycanthus preacher called Pops Married John and Trixie on the shore The honeymoon came after the party by the sea A Jurassic year later, they came back, they were three That’s when I first met Teewee the… Trisockataur? Chorus Chorus (repeat) © Caelan Houle and Chris Houle 2002 With some help from Lynne Houle